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President Donald Trump has unleashed his rats on the people of Cameron County, but Democrats are counting on four exterminators to rid the population of these vermin. With the instincts of cats, Congressman Filemon Vela, State Senator Eddie Lucio, Cameron County Sheriff nominee Eric Garza and Cameron County District Clerk nominee Laura Perez-Reyes are going to eliminate these rodents who have allowed Trump to release his COVID plague upon us.

"Because of Trump, more than 220,000 Americans have died, thousands more are sentenced to death, millions are without jobs and his private militia is prepared to launch attacks on the government to keep the dictator Trump in power if he loses," says Justo Leyes, The Murphy Report's legal contributor.

"We're not talking about Republicans in the tradition of Tony Garza and Carlos Cascos. We're talking about racists. We're talking about rednecks. We're talking about reactionaries. We're talking about Religious Right bigots whose ancestors used the Bible to justify slavery. We're talking about rotgut Republicans who wouldn't think about lynching a Mexican for a second if Trump, who knows rape better than most, accused him of being a rapist."

Says a Vela supporter: "This is a black-and-white election. It is a Democratic palanca vote. To vote Republican is to betray our country. The Republicans have chosen the path of darkness. The Democrats will lead us up the high road to sanity."

Says a Lucio supporter: "The Lucios, father and son, are taking no prisoners in this battle for our nation's soul. They are both religious and family men and they recognize that the tramp Trump and the hypocritical Republicans pay lip service to morality and integrity, but the whole time they're kissing the big, fat, ugly asses of the wealthy."

Says a Garza supporter: "Trump talks about law and order. The man is a criminal. He has been a criminal all his life. As president, he has overseen a criminal enterprise. He doesn't think twice about separating families and putting children in cages when he is the one who should be in cage for the rest of his life. If he had control of the county, he would turn our resacas into swamps."

Says a Perez-Reyes supporter: "This man is a sexual monster. He believes he can kill anyone he wants. He believes he can grab a woman by her private parts. He is an unapologetic predator. How can any self-respecting woman vote for this libertine? He even slobbers about having sex with his daughter Ivanka."

With less than two weeks until the elections, this is the year of the Democrat. If it isn't, it will never be the year of the Democrat. Trump and the treacherous Republicans have never been so vulnerable. If we don't put them out of their misery now, we will be the ones condemned to a despondent existence.

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