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Veronica Vaca de Cabeaz, returning from a rally in which Donald Trump turned five loaves of bread and two fish into enough food to feed thousands who could eat without the inconvenience of removing their masks, offered this summary of the sex addict's speech that mesmerized the mindless masses: "Bla bla bla bla."

Not everyone is as inspired as Veronica by merely witnessing Trump opening his mouth and flicking his forked tongue.

Father Jesus P. Cadissimo says that anyone who loves humanity would never vote for a sinner so filled with hate. The priest offered Veronica this council after her most recent confession:

"Quit drinking the Kool-Aid, Veronica. Chase double shots of tequila with beers. I'm surprised Trump hasn't recommended the concoction to cure Coronavirus. And kudos for your Trump impression. Sarah Cooper would have been hard pressed to equal your rendition of a blithering and babbling Trump.

"As Joe Biden says: 'Trump is such a fool for calling our men and women in the military losers and suckers. The real losers and suckers are the fools who have allied themselves with Trump.'

"I thought your solid Catholic beliefs would have saved you from joining a cult and worshipping the devil disguised as Trump.

"As former Mexican President Vicente Fox said: 'Any Hispanic who votes for Trump betrays Mexico. How could any person with Mexican roots ever vote for a demagogue who persecutes our people, calls our men rapists and cages our women and children?

"'If our ancestors had faced Donald Trump instead of Sam Houston, Texas would still be ours as this coward would have retreated because he had bones spurs in his feet and couldn't charge, but he could run faster than any of his troops in the opposite direction.'

"One Our Father and Three Hail Marys, Veronica." said the priest.

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