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If we look at the secular calendar a new week begins on Monday, but if we remember Genesis, God spent the first six days creating the mess we endure today and then took the seventh off to contemplate the failure that surrounded him. He had a good idea, but he wasn't a good artist.

Trying to compensate for falling short of his goal, He spent the eighth day toiling unlike many of our lazy BISD teachers who spend Sunday drinking and call in sick the following day. We in South Texas are grateful he made the extra effort. Father Jesus P. Cadissimo reminds us that God created air-conditioning working overtime.

At The Murphy Report we read the weekly weather report. By Friday we are supposed to eclipse 100. Summer is a freight train barreling through King Ranch. For all the complaints about the heat in South Texas, it is exaggerated. We began May with a rainy, gloomy day and by the end of September when the hurricane clouds roll off the gulf the rain and gloom return again, the temperatures begin to decrease. At worst we have four months of intolerable weather, but there is a silver lining in those dark clouds.

First, a word of advice: Please don't try to sell your old clunker with no air during the months of June, July, August and September. You won't find many buyers. Second, like a bear but changing seasons, hibernate during the summer.

"You don't venture outdoors during the day," counseled Dr. T.S. Murphy-Sullivan, the publisher of The Murphy Report. "I find the late mornings unbearable. You have been sleeping in air-conditioning and you leave your residence only to step into a wall of heat. The contrast is night and day. If you can survive until the late afternoon or the early evening, the dependable southeastern arrives and a refreshing coolness engulfs the town. It is like a change of season. Sitting out in the backyard barbecuing and drinking beer is comfortable.

"The bottom line is that the weather is hot and no amount of complaining is changing that reality. Adapt. When worse comes to worse, there is the refreshing escape of South Padre Island. I remember in my youth I would pass out on the beach from too much partying and awake in the middle of the night shivering. Everything comes with a price and I'll take the heat that rules our southern climes to the cold that settles on our northern neighbors like a sheet of ice from the first of October to the end of April.

"If Jesus turned water into wine in his first miracle, God doesn't have any problems with our cold beers during the summer. I'm sure He would join us but according to the visions in Revelation, heaven is permanently air-conditioned."