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"Make America great again," says Donald Trump. At The Murphy Report we're not quite sure when America was great--a few shining moments don't equate to greatness--but this delusional goal will not be consummated with Trump in office, his idea of consummation measured by the number of harlots he fucks.

Even though Fox News is proclaiming that, with the exception of Jesus Christ, we're fortunate to have this pathological liar leading us to the Promised Land of health and wealth, the truth is the opposite.

Until he realized that he couldn't talk his way out of the Coronavirus peril, he was leading us to hell in a handbasket. This prevaricator, waving his hands madly that he is the victim of hoaxes and conspiracies, never accepted the warnings of the world's best scientists. He knew more than they as a result of his gut feeling.

We find Trump despicable. When Trump dies and St. Peter performs an autopsy on his wretched soul, he will discover that it is black with mortal sin and he will be sentenced to burn, burn, burn.

But don't misinterpret our sentiments. We don't want thousands dying of a modern plague in order to remove Trump from office. We don't want millions struggling economically in order to remove Trump from office. Nor do we want a terrorist attack or a futile war costing thousands of lives in order to remove Trump from office. We won't allow a sadistic Trump to turn us into masochists.

We want him removed from office because he is a bad man. He is riddled with vice. His arrogance knows no bounds and now the gods are punishing him for his hubris. He should gouge out his eyes like Oedipus Rex.

We want him removed from office because he is incompetent, because he is avaricious, because he is immoral, because he is a piece of human excrement. These are his comments regarding Coronavirus until he woke up one day and could no longer smell the roses. Everything had gone to shit; he could no longer deny the truth from his nose:    

Jan. 22: “We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” — Trump in a CNBC interview.

Jan. 30: “We think we have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at this moment — five — and those people are all recuperating successfully. But we’re working very closely with China and other countries, and we think it’s going to have a very good ending for us, that I can assure you.” — Trump in a speech in Michigan.

Feb. 10: “Now, the virus that we’re talking about having to do — you know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. We have 12 cases — 11 cases, and many of them are in good shape now.” — Trump at the White House.

Feb. 14: “There’s a theory that, in April, when it gets warm — historically, that has been able to kill the virus.  So we don’t know yet; we’re not sure yet. But that’s around the corner.” — Trump in speaking to National Border Patrol Council members.

Feb. 23: “We have it very much under control in this country.” — Trump in speaking to reporters.

Feb. 24: “The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!” — Trump in a tweet.

Feb. 26: “So we’re at the low level. As they get better, we take them off the list, so that we’re going to be pretty soon at only five people. And we could be at just one or two people over the next short period of time. So we’ve had very good luck.” — Trump at a White House briefing.

Feb. 26: “And again, when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done.” — Trump at a press conference.

Feb. 26: “I think every aspect of our society should be prepared. I don’t think it’s going to come to that, especially with the fact that we’re going down, not up. We’re going very substantially down, not up.” — Trump at a press conference, when asked if “U.S. schools should be preparing for a Coronavirus spreading?”

Feb. 27: “It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear.” — Trump at a White House meeting with African-American leaders.

Feb. 29: “And I’ve gotten to know these professionals. They’re incredible. And everything is under control. I mean, they’re very, very cool. They’ve done it, and they’ve done it well. Everything is really under control.” — Trump in a speech at the CPAC conference outside Washington, D.C.

March 4: “[W]e have a very small number of people in this country [infected]. We have a big country. The biggest impact we had was when we took the 40-plus people [from a cruise ship]. We brought them back. We immediately quarantined them. But you add that to the numbers. But if you don’t add that to the numbers, we’re talking about very small numbers in the United States.” — Trump at a White House meeting with airline CEOs.

March 4: “Well, I think the 3.4% is really a false number.” — Trump in an interview on Fox News, referring to the percentage of diagnosed COVID-19 patients worldwide who had died, as reported by the World Health Organization.

March 7: “No, I’m not concerned at all. No, we’ve done a great job with it.” — Trump, when asked by reporters if he was concerned about the arrival of the Coronavirus in the Washington, D.C., area.

March 9: “So last year 37,000 Americans died from the common flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down, life & the economy go on. At this moment there are 546 confirmed cases of Coronavirus, with 22 deaths. Think about that!” — Trump in a tweet.

March 10: “And we’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.” — Trump after meeting with Republican senators.

A DAY LATER , ON MARCH 11, THE WHO DECLARED THE GLOBAL OUTBREAK A PANDEMIC.