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EL PURO PEDO READER: "I am a 74-year-old lifelong conservative who voted for Donald Trump in 2016. However, I find the 'Trump Walk' to St. John’s Episcopal Church one of the most disgusting stunts I have witnessed since his inauguration. It was nothing more than a staged photo op, holding a Bible much the same as someone hoisting a trophy bass with a lake in the background. That same Bible warns us of charismatic pretenders of faith in Matthew's rendition of the Sermon on the Mount. I am both saddened and sickened by this senseless display."

(EDITOR'S NOTE: How is our president's Let's Make America Great Again crusade progressing? In a week 120,000 Americans will be dead from COVID that Trump argued was going to disappear miraculously. (Why would God ever do anything on this unapologetic sinner's behalf?) The economy is in shambles. People are protesting peacefully in big cities and small towns throughout the country against the killing of an unarmed black man by a white police officer in particular and against racism in general. People are taking to the streets because they have had it with Trump. What does this con artist do to appeal to his racist rats because he remains their Peeping Tom who insists that all you have to do is grab a woman by the cunt and she'll open her legs for your cock? He sends uniformed authorities using unnecessary force against fellow Americans ahead of him to clear a path from the White House to a nearby church through a throng of peaceful protesters. "I love this book," he blathers before the cameras with the Bible held awkwardly over his head. "I'll be signing Bibles in the Rose Garden when I return from here. Why do I love this book? I love the word fornicate. In Genesis alone, Adam fornicated with Eve. They cost us the Garden of Eden, but I say there's never too high a price to pay for a good piece of ass. Like too much fornicating can result in AIDS [I was lucky; I never practiced safe sex.], too much fornicating resulted in the Great Flood. God burned down Sodom and Gomorrah because the wild fornication had turned into an orgy. God helped Lot and his two daughters escape the conflagration, but as soon as they found their way to safely, Lot fornicated with the two of them. Lucky bastard! I've wanted to fornicate with my daughters, Ivanka my first choice. Her big boobs and bad-ass butt drive me batty! Let's not forget Jacob's daughter Dinah. That was some nasty fornication. I have thought about legalizing rape every February 29th to consolidate my support with white males from the former Confederate states, but my advisors have convinced me I should start with the legalization of marijuana first, which has broader support across the country. People say I don't know the Bible. I'll post it on twitter right now: 'The Doubting Thomases [I know the New Testament, too!] can go and fornicate themselves!'") 

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