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Mort Heinman and Maclovio O'Malley couldn't resist a third bucket as the majority of the Saturday afternoon patrons departed the Vermillion.

"I sure could use some strange pussy to relieve the tedium from my life," sighed Heinman.

O'Malley laughed.

"Have the politicians left us with anyone to fuck?" asked the barrio's mover-and-shaker.

"I have nothing against cheating," guffawed the uncircumcised Jew. "Clinton proved that sex on the side turns a man into a lover of peace, a lesson obviously not lost on Trump, but when a man chooses power as his aphrodisiac, then pussy becomes our compensation. Those bastards can't have both unless they are willing to admit publicly that they are cheating on their wives.

"We will not allow them to parley fucking the taxpayer into fucking our women. It's the price they pay for their ambitions. I relish thinking that a janitor has more freedom and is having more fun that our politicians. A nobody gets a somebody that a somebody can't have.

O'Malley nodded his head.

"Fuck those assholes," he said. "They're worthless. It's time they were scared shitless of us rather than vice versa. Like a man can never have enough pussy, he can never get enough power. We need to make marshmallows out of their balls and roast them over an open fire."

The waiter refused to serve the pair a fourth bucket.

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